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So Costello turned around to the waiting media, and castigated Rudd:

“Really, I mean, Rudd has just gone and copied every idea we've ever had, and we thought most of those up while we were on that week long bender in Manuka that time, they're stupid ideas which had no hope of ever working, and that Rudd has copied them off us shows just how stupid the little swot really is.”

Reports say that Costello was later savagely beaten by an enraged Howard for breaking the rule that what happens in Manuka stays in Manuka.




Moreover,

“Union bosses would not let Mr Rudd as prime minister make those promised cuts to the tax rates for high-income earners, Mr Costello said.”

Because those evil Union Bosses are all fat rich bastards, who despise all businesses and workers, and eat babies, and rape puppies.

Don't vote Labor, please think of the puppies!! What have the unions ever done for us anyway?




Oy. Is the election over yet?