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Democratic Opposition declares defeat in Burma Myanmar

Both Democratic parties accused the Junta of ‘irregularities’.

The ruling Junta denied that there were any irregularities, or that there was any threat of military retaliation for voting incorrectly, or that it is true that the votes were about as secret as Paris Hilton's love life, or that anyone who dared run in opposition to them was being shot in the head and dumped in mass graves as we speak.

Western Nations declared “concern” with the result, and urged restraint on the already blood-soaked kleptocrats and psychopaths running Burma Myanmar.

The Junta's spokesman said that they would very seriously consider it. Reports that his fingers were crossed at the time are unconfirmed.