Things you don't want to see

[catsidhe]

You are going through your spamtrap and see a message with the subject line "A message from my sister", and you think "yeah, it's possible that it's a false positive", and you open it to check and it's talking about her sending you nude photos of herself, and you quickly delete it and go to scrub the inside of your skull with bleach.

Comments

[sjl.livejournal.com]

Could be worse - could be a message with the subject line "A message from my brother" ...

[(Anonymous)]

Oh gee... I guess I'll have to re-think my Xmas present for you then... I had them so nicely framed and all:)