In todays news...

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In a shock statement, Alexander Downer has announced that Kevin Rudd is a politician. He continued, claiming that John Howard, by contrast, is not a politician. [No, really, read the link. I kid you not. — Ed.]

Further revelations that China is not a democracy, Russians don't—as a rule—speak Zulu, and that the Sun has been observed to rise in the East are expected to follow.

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I'd like to rewrite the last part of that article

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Meanwhile, Australians everywhere are now pinning their hopes on the Dalai Lama.

"I would like the Dalai Lama to say, subtly, gently, you know not in any kind of bullying way, 'Grow up you useless twits and start doing the job you're being paid to do.'."