Dell Helldesk.

[catsidhe]

Thank you for holding. Your call will be transferred to the next available agent.
[15 seconds of Vivaldi]
Thank you for holding. Your call will be transferred to the next available agent.
[15 seconds of Vivaldi]
Thank you for holding. Your call will be transferred to the next available agent.
[15 seconds of Vivaldi]
Thank you for holding. Your call will be transferred to the next available agent.
[15 seconds of Vivaldi]
Thank you for holding. Your call will be transferred to the next available agent.
[15 seconds of Vivaldi]
Thank you for holding. Your call will be transferred to the next available agent.
[15 seconds of Vivaldi]
Thank you for holding. Your call will be transferred to the next available agent.
...

for (looks at timer on phone) 47 minutes and 10 seconds ... now.

I'm hungry.

Edit
I hung up when the timer cycled back to 00:00. One goddamned hour of my life I won't get back. Let's see what happens after lunch.

Comments

[enrobso.livejournal.com]

i hope that when you finally got through, you insisted that the operator listen to your mouth-trumptet rendition of The Girl From Ipanema before coming to the point of your call.