Quake in fear...

... and after Los Angeles and Melbourne, we shall attack the Satanic dens of iniquity called Anchorage and Bendigo, nor shall we show any mercy. And your little dog, too!


As Mim said, it's like they're pulling names out of a hat.

And as my colleague here at work said; they didn't specify Melbourne, Australia — it could just as easily been Melbourne Florida...

Either way, I'm not exactly quaking in my boots.