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Urgh. I feel like every muscle in my body has been removed, pounded flat with a meat mallet, dipped in egg and flour, then restrung on my skeleton, backwards.

But now for something completely different:

Try this in Perl:

for(<DATA>){s#\#.*##;$:=unpack"u*",$_;$,=length$:};$|=$.;
foreach($|-$...$,){print substr$:,0,$.,'';sleep$.;};__END__
:2G5S="!A;F]T:&5R(%!E<FP@2&%C:V5R(`H`# David Cameron Staples


Bwahaha!