You're not Christ's followers, you're his fans.

[catsidhe]

”Jesus lays on that hippie stuff pretty thick. He has lines like ‘Do not repay evil with evil’, and ‘do not take revenge on someone who wrongs you.’ Really. It's in that book you hold up when you scream at gay people.”

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*laugh*

[ysabetwordsmith]

Yeah, I think if Jesus came back today, he'd wind up in a secret prison with women's underwear over his head and dogs barking at his crotch. Because that's what America does to poor Semitic dudes who have opinions about how the world should be.