Liveish blogging Eurovision

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Greece.

mimdancer: Channelling the spirit of Ricky Martin.
Me: I wouldn't be surprised if, somewhere, Ricky himself is wondering what happened to his mojo. This guy's got it.


Ukraine:

Um. Shiny centurion fetish slaves. There was a song?


Albania.

Mimdancer: What is she, thirteen?
me: Um. Not with that timbre. Well developed sixteen?
Mimdancer: Not likely.

me: ... Um... why does she have a blueman shadow? A sparkly blueman shadow? Why does she have breakdancing mimes???
Mimdancer: What? You want me to explain it to you?
me: Ahh, yes, actually. If you could.
Mimdancer: [flat stare]

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The first time I saw the end of Greece's act, I thought he was standing on a giant stapler. Eurovision is surreal enough without that.

Why does she have breakdancing mimes???
We were calling them the Midget Clown Vampires.

There is NO WAY Azerbaijan should have scored so high. They were awful...