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By: Aaron Datesman
It is possible, though unlikely, that you have not yet read this joke:

A unionized public employee, a member of the Tea Party, and a CEO are sitting at a table. In the middle of the table there is a plate with a dozen cookies on it. The CEO reaches across, takes 11 cookies, looks at the Tea Partier, and says, "Look out for that union guy, he wants a piece of your cookie."

Credit to Gar Lipow for making my life 320% more awesome.
— Aaron Datesman