An open letter

Dear Catholic Church of Rome, and all princes, archbishops, bishops, priests and functionaries therein,

Fuck you, you gang of sophistic, hypocritical, greedy, powerhungry psychotic bastards.

You ceased to have anything to do with the ‘Christian Ethics’ which you so badly misrepresent and twist to your own convenience, about half an hour after Jehesua ben Joseph left you the keys. I can only assume that Catholics who are also actually Christian are still obeying your insane and abusive rantings through a combination of brainwashing, lifelong indoctrination, and stockholm syndrome. Especially all the women, whom you have been telling for almost two thousand years are not actually human beings worthy of respect or concern.

Please do the world a favour, release your library and art archives for the rest of us to find out the rest of what happened for the last two millennia, then collectively die in a fire.



And, actually, it's worse than that. A bishop who ordains a woman will be excommunicated the instant it's found out, and until there is evidence that paedophile priests are publically dealt with the same way, I am forced to assume that you will continue your longstanding procedure of hiding it for as long as possible and prevaricating until you have no choice.

Given that, I must assume that whatever you say about the relative badnesses (and that's already an abomination), in practice, it seems that recognising a woman as a human being in the sight of God is seen as worse than raping a child.

Well done.

Have I mentioned ‘fuck you’? Because, really, fuck you.