US Republican distilling the essence of gay male relationships.

Finally, a cogent reason why Gay Marriage should not be allowed:

It's squicky.








... I never said it was a good reason, but it's the nearest to having a comprehensible argument the heterosexists have come up with. And, as far as it goes, it's hard to argue rationally with “Eeew, squick!” It's a lot more watertight than “But Natural Law!” or “But think of the children!” or “But, but, but it's marriage! I know what marriage is, and it isn't that! Wah!”