Liveish blogging Eurovision

Greece.

mimdancer: Channelling the spirit of Ricky Martin.
Me: I wouldn't be surprised if, somewhere, Ricky himself is wondering what happened to his mojo. This guy's got it.


Ukraine:

Um. Shiny centurion fetish slaves. There was a song?


Albania.

Mimdancer: What is she, thirteen?
me: Um. Not with that timbre. Well developed sixteen?
Mimdancer: Not likely.

me: ... Um... why does she have a blueman shadow? A sparkly blueman shadow? Why does she have breakdancing mimes???
Mimdancer: What? You want me to explain it to you?
me: Ahh, yes, actually. If you could.
Mimdancer: [flat stare]

Liveish blogging Eurovision II

The Russian hosts... one phrase instantly popped into my head, and refused to leave.

“Victor, you are very unattractive man.”