Step one: don't get gestational diabetes. Step two: don't get pre-eclampsia. Step three: don't get placenta previa. Step four: do your best not to have a breech or athwart presentation. Step five: do your best not to have twins, triplets, or more. ... Step n: don't forget to deliver the placenta. All of it. Step n+1: don't get an infection. ...
Step n+m: if you do all of this, you may survive. Congratulations. The advanced class will be in period birth control and abortifacients. Don't let the priest find out.
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Date: 2012-01-30 03:05 am (UTC)Step two: don't get pre-eclampsia.
Step three: don't get placenta previa.
Step four: do your best not to have a breech or athwart presentation.
Step five: do your best not to have twins, triplets, or more.
...
Step n: don't forget to deliver the placenta. All of it.
Step n+1: don't get an infection.
...
Step n+m: if you do all of this, you may survive. Congratulations. The advanced class will be in period birth control and abortifacients. Don't let the priest find out.